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To: CerealMan who wrote (94261)	10/19/2001 3:55:33 PM
From: The Osprey	Respond to of 150070

Out VLNK too much like a printing machine to me....MM's screwing severely with it,

To: CerealMan who wrote (94261)	10/19/2001 4:09:04 PM
From: bbgold	Respond to of 150070

Thank You Pops! LOL! Always Great! Good Fortune Pops! :^)

To: CerealMan who wrote (94261)	10/26/2001 3:50:17 PM
From: CerealMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

friday's funnies... Q: What's red and green and goes 50 mph? A: A frog in a blender. WARNING!!!!! I went into a diner the other day and I ordered a BLT (saying each letter individually) and then again individually saying the the letters S-H-I-T, and the waitress got very angry at me. I said all I want is a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich - Served Hot In Toast. I then said you know I changed my mind I'll have a bagel C-U-N-T. The waitress now even got angrier. I said what the heck is the matter with you all I want is a darn bagel - Cut Up Not Toasted...(what were you thinking?) ####################################...all clear... Before I Went To College I Wish I Had Known..." ~ That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep right through it. ~ That I could change so much and barely realize it. ~ That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways. ~ That college kids throw airplanes too. ~ That if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so dressed up. ~ That every clock on campus shows a different time. ~ That I would go to a party the night before a final. ~ That chemistry lab require more time than all my classes put together. ~ That you can know everything and fail a test. ~That you can know nothing and ace a test. ~ That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate. ~ That home is a great place to visit. ~ That most of my education would be obtained outside of my classes. ~ That friendship is more than getting drunk together. ~ That I would be one of those people my parents warned me about. ~ That free food served until 10:00 is gone by 9:50. ~ That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination. ~ That when someone wants to 'borrow' something, they mean that they want to keep it forever. ~ That Psychology is really Biology, Biology is really Chemistry, Chemistry is really Physics, And Physics is really Math. ~ That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years. ~ That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends. ~ That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!! ...thank you!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YOU MIGHT BE IN A REDNECK CHURCH IF... People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," then five guys and two women stand up. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." The choir is known as the "OK Chorale". Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink" is the favorite wine for communion. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. Baptism is referred to as "branding". There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank. Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable. High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling. People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy. The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, ya hear? .................................. and finally...i'm not feeling well so today's edition is brief...:( Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank? A: Shoot the guys pushing it. have a great weekend... good fortune... pops