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To: E'Lane who wrote (4788)	10/24/2001 5:48:55 PM
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CHICAGO (AP) - The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday as airline officials at O'Hare International Airport refused to let a 73 year old grandmother board her plane as she had in her possession two, six inch knitting needles. Apparently authorities were worried that she might knit an Afghan. ~~~~~~~~ Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q. How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q. Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force. Q: What does Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common: A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.