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To: Rambi who wrote (60788)	10/25/2001 5:48:53 PM
From: Ish	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

<<I am on a diet now, too, to make sure I fit in the coffin. Really, the diseases are the least of my worries. My hairstylist can't fit me in for two more weeks. >> Nice of you to slim down so the pallbearers don't have to work so hard. Now for that hairstyle, don't go with the really big Texas hair that would require a tip-out on the casket.

To: Rambi who wrote (60788)	10/26/2001 1:54:28 AM
From: Michael Sphar	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

I think you may be just a little too avant garde but really looking good while you're dead is sooo important. How many times have you been to one of those open casket funerals and well the poor deceased person looked well sort of uhm, how to say this tactfully, just out of sorts. Not really dressed for the occasion and all. Their complexion a sight, their hair a mess and their nails! I know, I know, you wouldn't be caught dead looking like that but that is just the point. No one likes to be caught dead looking that way but then well sometimes we just do and its such a shame! When we could have all looked so much more galant. Looking good while you're dead, it'll be the next big thing for boomers one of these days. And just imagine how much those Middle Easterners could learn from us! Imagine what they look like dead, when all those hair things are unwrapped, goodness knows what their allah thinks about all that dirty messy hair and those scraggily beards! And what a collection of burhkas he must have by now and a lot of them with bullet holes and stained with blood no less. This is a Cause, we owe to civilization to take a stand.