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To: goldsnow who wrote (7679)10/26/2001 5:05:26 PM
From: Yaacov  Respond to of 23908
 
Care to join a debate? <gggg"

Yes, only about sex with Tatar widows on the Volga! "Sober or drunk on Kumuz!" ggg
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To: goldsnow who wrote (7679)10/28/2001 6:12:08 AM
From: Yaacov  Respond to of 23908
 
An Arab was walking through the desert,
desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in
the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image,
only to find a little Jewish man sitting at a table
with a bunch of neckties laid out.
The Arab asked "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can
I have some water?"
The man replied "I don't have any water, but why
don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with
your robe."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I
need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice
guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there,
about 2 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way,
they'll give you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill
and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the
Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting
behind his card table. The Jewish man said,
"I told you, about 2 miles over that hill. Couldn't
you find it?"
The Arab rasped "I found it all right. Your brother
wouldn't let me in without a tie."

Have nice and smile, such a hard to come by commodity these days!

Yaacov