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To: goldsnow who wrote (7711)10/27/2001 5:31:53 AM
From: Yaacov  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 23908
 
along Geneva Lake," It don'tt exist, you meant to say Lac Leman?gg



To: goldsnow who wrote (7711)10/27/2001 4:31:57 PM
From: Yaacov  Respond to of 23908
 
There was a Russian nurse too, the equivalent to Florence Nightingale. """"

You hear! I met her met her! GGGG



To: goldsnow who wrote (7711)10/28/2001 5:53:39 AM
From: Yaacov  Respond to of 23908
 
Another virus alert -----

If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad times" from Gus, delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an
eye.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send to everyone .....