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To: Rich1 who wrote (435)	10/31/2001 2:27:39 PM
From: Rich1	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 23786

Shamelessly stolen from Active trader magazine.. Why did the Trader cross the Road.. All the other traders were crossing.. Why did the trader cross back to the other side? He thought it was a false Breakout.. How many Traders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50..One to screw it in and 49 to tell him what he is doing wrong.. How did the Trader end up Naked? He sold his clothes instead of the close.. Why dont Traders hunt in the Northwest? Too many Beartraps.. Why did the Trader wear earplugs? He heard the Bollinger Band was playing.. What did the trader order at the Italian Restaurant? The Fibonacci Alfredo.. What nursery rhyme did the trader eread to his children? Jack be nimble Jack be smart. Jack knows how to read a candlestick chart. Why did the Trader buy two toupees? He like to trade a double top. and the Number one trader Joke..... Why did the Trader go to Pamplona? He heard they had the greatest Bull run....