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To: Bilow who wrote (79558)	11/5/2001 11:05:13 AM
From: invinciblewimp	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 93625

Professional Rambus Basher Burns Fingers While Posting The bashing Rambus bimbo, Bilow from the Silicon Investor message board reportedly suffered second degree burns on his fingers as he raced to post numerous messages in an attempt to bury the news about the Rambus RaSer licensing agreement with TransSwitch. Apparently, Bilow, who has become categorically insecure in his acceptance of the RDRAM standard and Rambus, has been working harder and harder to debunk the notion that RDRAM and Rambus are, in fact, here to stay. In an early morning posting frenzy, Bilow stated he ignited his fingers from the friction of his racing typing. Although, according to sources, it wasn't the keyboard that caught fire, but actually the unstable and overheating AMD processor that he was using. Bilow, a devout "anything but Rambus and Intel" member denied that anything from AMD would actually overheat, or wouldn't work flawlessly. In a similar episode last year, Bilow broke his wrist while slamming his keyboard over his Athlon based system, which froze during another posting binge. What will Bilow do now with damaged digits and no way to spread the anti-RDRAM word? Voice recognition would be a good way to start, but as luck would have it, AMD's system doesn't provide the performance of the Intel P4, so such a tool would be far less efficient. Therefore, in the true anti-innovative spirit originated by the likes of Micron, Hynix and Infineon, Bilow will dictate his posts to an overpaid administrative assistant, who will then type the posts in. Rumor has it, part of the new Hynix bail out package will go to this effort.