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To: Al Collard who wrote (4707)11/8/2001 5:39:22 AM
From: hx4  Respond to of 11802
 
Mourning laugh??

A man is walking home alone late one Halloween night when he hears a
bump-bump-bump behind him. He walks faster and looks back to see the image of an
upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

Terrified, the man begins to run, but the coffin bounces along even
faster, keeping pace with him. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the
door, rushes in, and slams and locks the door behind him. The coffin crashes through
his door with the lid of the coffin clapping -- clappity-bump ... clappity-bump ...
clappity-bump

The man rushes upstairs and locks himself in the bathroom. His heart
is pounding, his head is reeling, and his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

When the coffin starts breaking down the door, the man screams and reaches
for something heavy, anything. His hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
cough syrup.

Desperate, he throws the bottle of cough syrup as hard as he can at the
apparition.

The coffin stops.