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To: Clappy who wrote (7013)11/8/2001 12:43:01 PM
From: Dalin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 104181
 
Clappy,

More forwarded email:

Subject: How To Give 103%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%."

Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can
achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that
might prove helpful in the future. How does one
achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is


B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced
consultants, upper management, and motivational
speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!

:0)

Ramblin = 18+1+13+2+12+9+14 = 69