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To: elpolvo who wrote (44116)11/9/2001 8:32:53 AM
From: Sully-  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 65232
 
1. Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for
it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog
run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in
the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
he's really in trouble.

14. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around
the sun.

15. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!