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To: SOROS who wrote (4677)	11/11/2001 3:08:09 AM
From: X Y Zebra	Respond to of 99280

OH NOOOOOO !!!!! Forget ANTHRAX.... Flood Of Cheap Afghan Heroin To Arrive Just In Time For Recession NEW YORK—The nation's smack addicts received welcome news Monday, when The Wall Street Journal reported that the war in Afghanistan has opened the floodgates for cheap Afghan heroin, just in time for the coming recession. "Even if their stock portfolios are dwindling, America's junkies can take heart in the fact that the Taliban is embarking on a massive heroin sell-off, slashing prices dramatically," Wall Street Journal reporter Tom Petzinger said. "So even if GE drops to $20 a share, keep in mind that heroin has dropped to $50 a gram." Ed Evans, a recently laid-off Detroit auto worker and longtime heroin addict, called the report "real great, uh, that's unnnnhhf..." theonion.com