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Politics : America Under Siege: The End of Innocence -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: joseph krinsky who wrote (10398)	11/13/2001 11:11:23 AM
From: joseph krinsky	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27666

O.J. to Train Ground Troops Miami, Fla. (SatireWire.com) — Oft-acquitted celebrity O.J. Simpson, exonerated by a jury Wednesday after being charged with road rage, has been hired to train U.S. ground forces massing for a possible invasion of Afghanistan, the Defense Department announced today. "It's likely that our servicemen and women will come under some heavy fire over there, and no one knows more about dodging bullets than this guy," explained Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. satirewire.com