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To: Apollo who wrote (18347)	11/13/2001 3:17:38 PM
From: Uncle Frank	Respond to of 22706

It looks like the gods of the street are rewarding your confidence in intc with a nice run today. Keep ranting about your Gorillas; it seems to work. cuf

To: Apollo who wrote (18347)	11/15/2001 11:39:06 PM
From: Dr. Id	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 22706

A UCLA medical student walked into the anatomy lab where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard "Fight On" (the USC fight song) come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!!" Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery of yours." When they entered the lab, the professor was curious when he saw the cork. So he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Like before, "Fight On" blared from the cadaver's butt. When the professor did not react to the song, the medical student asked him, "Isn't that amazing?" The professor responded, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"