To: Machaon who wrote (279 ) 11/16/2001 8:22:18 AM From: Andy Thomas Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 32591 isn't albania itself islamic? maybe eastern orthodox lose out to moslems in this case? albania is about oil, heroin, and prostitution. we need to invade albania and take over those industries and nationalize them, giving albanians and americans alike shares in the corporations. better yet, we could take those companies public and give away shares in a lottery. albania could be the 51st state, with a nice fat pipeline running east right to the bosphorus and dardnelles. we could tell germany and france to go home. if the u.s. made albania or macedonia or someone like that its 51st state, then the u.s. could also join the eu. if the u.s. would make poland a 52nd state, they could resurrect the warsaw pact and join that too... we could attack with the 'suspected terrorists and immigrants in the conscript airborne' division.... they could keep the booty ... candy bars and cigarettes for everyone.... did you hear anything about a national pyramid scheme in albania which went kaput? there was footage of albanians going berzerk and shooting guns off into the air. to be honest, it looked to me like those kids were having a blast firing those weapons into the air. you just have to watch for falling bullets is all. some people think that the imf or some-such was involved in the looting of albania - the pyramid scheme. have you heard though that there are a lot of prostitutes and heroin going through albania, and that nato plans to build a pipeline from the adriatic to the bosphurus/dardnelles? i think we need to shut down the gangsters of albania. like i said though, make them a state afterwards. we could do serbia too. then we would all be one happy family. have you heard of the skandenberg ss division? i believe those were your albanians too. these people never forget. if we stepped in and brought lots of drugs and music we could end an ages-old conflict between eastern orthodox and moslem there, plus gain direct american public access to the prostitution pipeline. we could bring those ladies to the mainland u.s. and they could have web sites and marry cuckolded american computer geeks. andy