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To: William who wrote (18372)	11/16/2001 12:02:17 AM
From: Dr. Id	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 22706

A UCLA, a CAL, and a USC ex-football player were fishing by the side of the river one day talking about old football times when a robed, bearded figure appeared on the other side of the river. The figure proceeded to walk across the water towards the three fisherman. The fishermen looked at him awe-struck and the one of them asks "Who are you?" The figure replies "My son, I'm Jesus Christ." The fishermen are skeptical so the Bruin steps forward and says "I have this old football injury that has plagued me for years. I hurt my knee early in my senior year and because we had a good shot to go to the Rose Bowl again, I kept playing on it. It's never healed correctly. If you're really Jesus, you can heal it for me." Jesus stepped up, placed his hand on the Bruin's knee and said "My son, you are healed," and the Bruin felt pain in his knee no more. The ex-Cal player immediately jumped up and said,"Jesus, one year we were playing Fresno State and we're in the process of getting steamrolled 73-0 when a big, husky lineman plowed over me. My back has never been the same." Jesus placed his hand and the back of the Bear and said, "My son you are healed." And he was. Jesus then glanced at the Trojan and noticed that one of the Trojan's arms was in a sling. Jesus approached the Trojan to heal the injury when Trojan proclaimed, "Hey, back off man, I'm on disability. DrId@Ithinkwerefavoredbythreeandahalf.com