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To: Apollo who wrote (18380)	11/16/2001 10:38:26 AM
From: Dr. Id	Respond to of 22706

A Long Beach State student, a Loyola Marymount student and an $C student eat lunch together every day on a bridge. One day the 49er opens his lunchbox and exclaims: "A hot dog again? If I get a hot dog for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off of this bridge!" The LMU student opens his lunchbox and says: "Salad again? If I get one more salad for lunch, I'm going to jump off of this bridge!" The $C student opens his lunchbox as well and replies: "Peanut butter and jelly again? One more peanut butter and jelly sandwich and I'm going to jump off this bridge too!" The next day, the students sit down to eat lunch and the 49er opens his lunch and finds a hot dog. "That's it!" he exclaims and flings himself off the bridge. The LMU student opens his lunchbox and finds a salad. "Enough is enough!" he yells and throws himself off the bridge, too. Next, the $C student discovers peanut butter and jelly in his lunchbox and cries: "Not again!" while hurling himself to his demise. Later that day, the police are questioning the mothers of the students. The mother of the CSULB student tells the police: "Oh, if I'd only known he didn't like hot dogs, I would have stopped putting them in his lunch!" The LMU student's mother sobs: "Salad was supposed to be good for him. He should have said something if he didn't like it!" The $C student's mother cries and says: "I don't get it; he made his own lunch!"

To: Apollo who wrote (18380)	11/16/2001 10:46:11 AM
From: Dr. Id	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 22706

Three men are walking to the Rose Bowl for the annual UCLA/USC football game, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Dodger cap on her right breast. The second, a UCLA fan, placed his cap on her left breast, and the third, a USC fan, put his over her crotch. They then called the police. The cop lifted up the Dodger cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Bruins cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the USC cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the SC fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a USC cap, there's an asshole under it.''