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To: Kid Rock who wrote (1662)12/20/2001 1:39:00 PM
From: Quahog  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
The Lingerer

The Lingerer was unidentifiable from my seated view of his cheap shoes. No tell-tale sound of water spraying porcelain; he faked it. He washed up, used too many paper towels, and then...nothing. I'm left wondering what The Lingerer did in the silent, thirty seconds between drying and leaving.

Quahog



To: Kid Rock who wrote (1662)11/16/2007 3:05:53 AM
From: Kid Rock  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
The Sequel
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Questions I plan on writing down and handing to the surgeon just before I go under


Dr. Linehan, please jot down answers and give to me in post-op:

1. Did you have to cut anything other than the tumor?
if so, what? how much?

2. Where did it originate from?

3. Do you still think it was benign?

5. Did any nurses see my penis?