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To: MythMan who wrote (5007)	11/21/2001 10:58:30 AM
From: Nittany Lion	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 11146

Undeniable Truths (i.e not MYTHS) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dogs face it gets mad at you ... but when you take the dog in a car, he sticks his head out the window? Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears ... Sometimes when you are happy, no one sees you smile ... But fart just one time . . . If you think nobody cares ... try missing a couple of payments. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them ... but if they tell you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure? Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? OK . . . so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" ... and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs" ... what does that make the Tennessee Titans? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea ... does that mean that one person enjoys it? There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.