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To: patron_anejo_por_favor who wrote (136337)	11/29/2001 5:02:38 PM
From: oldirtybastard	Respond to of 436258

Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban? > > > A. The Taliban has a running game > > > > > > Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? > > > A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 > > > > > > Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common? > > > A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" ! > > > > > > Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? > > > A. Put up goal posts > > > > > > Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? > > > A. To the Silverdome - they never get a touchdown there! > > > > > > Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? > > > A. A thief > > > > > > Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? > > > A. Because then Detroit would want one > > > > > > Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was > > > stolen? > > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. > > > > > > Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? > > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar > > > > > > Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? > > > A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! > > > > > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the > > > SuperBowl? > > > A. The Detroit Lions > > > > > > Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? > > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road > > > > > > Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the > > > football? > > > A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. >