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To: Nittany Lion who wrote (5157)	12/1/2001 3:37:48 PM
From: E'Lane	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 11146

:( So sorry. Sure thought your Lions were gonna pull it out. Even the announcers were having fits over JoePa's comeback this year. :( {{{{{Gary}}}}}}}<----sympathy hugs. (Keep in mind that I will most likey be back later for the same.) 50 mins till showtime. GO VOLS!!! DO THE IMPOSSIBLE! E!

To: Nittany Lion who wrote (5157)	12/1/2001 4:39:45 PM
From: happynappy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 11146

Act I - Preparation.... It's all in the game preparation. If a team has one big lug that carries the ball and one wide receiver that catches the ball, then the coaches should completely cover those bases in the week prior to the game. Act I is the story of the most fcked up coaching staff in Div 1-A football at the moment. It shows that you can really snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!!!! For the fine coaching(now gone into its 14th miserable year), Preparation-H will be handed out to the staff for treatment in the offseason. One might say that this ointment is only for swelled assholes. Well, look closely and you will see no difference between assholes, egos and swelled heads in the case of this pathetic(c'mon, give me one more fckin' miracle) staff. Act I ends with the Administration permanently locking all the coaching offices and placing yellow tape (crime scene - do not cross) over each door (before the team gets back from Virginia).

To: Nittany Lion who wrote (5157)	12/1/2001 5:00:01 PM
From: happynappy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 11146

Act II - 2 and 9 teams arent bowl eligible Act II focuses on the defense, who for all intents and purposes decided that it is much more fun to play with your Johnson than get hit by a large running back. Hey we held them to under 35 points. We did our job. Player of the year awards are up for grabs on a team with the worst defense in the history of the world. The trophy (a bronze limp Johnson covered with a condom with the end snipped off) inscribed with 'A good defense is SO important' was being fought over by David F. Benfatti and Shamar F. Finney. It slipped out of their tug of war and into the air toward Bruce F. Branch but he let it bounce off the ground a couple times before Jimmy F. Kennedy pounced on it, thinking it was toooo limp. Act II ends with a new defensive play book that shows only 8 defensive players for the coming year. All linebacker spots have been eliminated and the staff felt there was no need to replace with any other players. After watching old 70's sit coms on the bus trip back, the staff felt comfortable with this decision, chanting as they walked off the bus, 'Eight is Enough, Eight is enough, Eight is Enough.....'.