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Strategies & Market Trends : Stock Attack II - A Complete Analysis -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Joseph Silent who wrote (25311)	12/1/2001 10:54:53 PM
From: Joseph Silent	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 52237

Key sell signals ..... Next week promises to be an exciting week for Wall Street. In a highly secret ceremony, a handful of powerful analysts wait with bated breath to witness Bradley Finkelpoohbaum ride his Putz cycle down Wall Street. On the first Monday of every month, Bradley either spontaneously turns his Putz cycle around, when he remembers he quite forgot to bring his packed lunch of gefilte fish and motza to work, or he simply rides on to work, happy in the knowledge that Mrs. Zelda Finkelpoohbaum has tied his nova lox and bagel sandwich around his neck. Very, very few people know that Finkelpoohbaum and Associates (telephone number unlisted) is the controlling arm of Goldman Sacks and Company. Over the past two decades, Zelda Finkelpoohbaum (the power behind GS & Co) devised an ingenious method of communicating instructions to GS brokers. If Bradley turns his Putz cycle around, it means SELL and keep selling. And, it is well known that when Goldman sells, everyone sells, including Al Greenspan and Al Qaeda. Indeed, the FBI has been on the lookout for the presence of alleged Al Qaeda sells for weeks, though Al has been hiding his sells. Meanwhile, in rural Indiana, Gunter Von Tally and his Amish family tear down their barn every winter and rebuild it every spring, after they get their grain bin laden with their crop of hard winter wheat berries. Very, very few know that this is another sell signal to key watchful eyes in the Chicago Options Exchange (CBOE) ..... since the Von Tally family has been secretly running the exchange for years. The idea is to SELL when the Tally barn falls and they have the bin laden (with winter wheat). It promises to be an exciting week. We shall see. J :)