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To: rockerbanger who wrote (33275)12/2/2001 3:58:33 PM
From: Jamey  Respond to of 39621
 
Rocketbanger, What religion is your bra?I believe God has a sense of humor because we are made in his likeness and we all enjoy humor.

What Religion Is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and
shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and
said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires
the man, "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea
of bras in every shape, size, color and material
imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras to choose
from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the
Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences
between them.

The saleslady responded,
"It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type
supports the masses.

The Salvation Army
type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright,

and the Baptist makes
mountains out of mole hills."

Santiago