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To: one_less who wrote (40238)12/3/2001 6:13:32 PM
From: Neocon  Respond to of 82486
 
In America, every man is free,
To take care of his home and his family.
You'll be as happy as a monkey in a monkey tree,
Come on board, little wog, sail away with me....

Sail away, sail away,
We're gonna cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay,
Sail away, sail away,
We're gonna cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay.

(R. Newman)



To: one_less who wrote (40238)12/3/2001 6:18:55 PM
From: Neocon  Respond to of 82486
 
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So I leave it all up to you:
You could be better than you are!
You could be swingin' on a star.........



To: one_less who wrote (40238)12/3/2001 6:20:48 PM
From: Win Smith  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
Sorry, he left out the Muslims in this one, but I'm sure they'd be welcome too.

God's Song (That's Why I Love Mankind) randynewman.com

Cain slew Abel, Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

Man means nothing, he means less to me
Than the lowliest cactus flower
Or the humblest Yucca tree
He chases round this desert
'Cause he thinks that's where I'll be
That's why I love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
From the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why I love mankind

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said, "Lord, a plague is on the world
Lord, no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please, please let us be?"
And the Lord said
And the Lord said

I burn down your cities-how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You all must be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why I love mankind
You really need me
That's why I love mankind