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To: SliderOnTheBlack who wrote (94639)12/4/2001 10:12:38 AM
From: kodiak_bull  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 95453
 
SOB:

Thanks for the private message, Big Guy, but really, if you're going to post your Messianic messages ad nauseum, save your typing for the mass media, like here.

"In all seriousness" you say?

Who is zooming who(m)?? VBG. You and Iso are beginning to make Sarge look not only rational but, er, balanced:

"The combination of tools I've gathered together to develop my proprietary forecasting approach isn't calibrated for ST work. So it could take 6-8+ years to achieve the 19 repetitions considered necessary for statistical proof. Though I'm not planning to wait that long, probably another year or two of rally signals will convince me this is a major conceptual breakthrough."

I assume you're helping him with his calibrations and repetitions in the laboratory (just picture Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle). You two guys are just tooooooo funny.

Let us know when you two, in all seriousness, have the triple matrix tested, binomial monofurcated thrice calibrated proprietary forecasting Ginger or "it" ready for beta testing?

As per more of your Hungarian goulash, "Cyclicals if traded properly are also the epitome of contrarian plays.

Actually; they are contrarian-contrarian plays if played well; literally being a sector where one must "trade the traders" at times more so than the fundamentals.

You also have to keep one eye focused on present fundamentals & tape action and the other 6-12-18 months out... but, you just can't "look" 6-12-18 months out... you have to anticipate both what the Macro economic's & fundamentals will be & also how the "traders" will react to that same picture - 6-12-18 months out."

In all seriousness? Oh my.

That's brilliant, Dr. Frankenstein (No, it's FRANKENSTEEN!!)

So, you are saying, like, buy low and sell high and not necessarily in that order?

You must be a Mensa, right along with Isodumb.

(Huh boy, now I did it, here comes the toilet humor, the prison humor, the threats to let the Japanese mafia know who and where I am (here's a hint, the guys who are looking for me are with the Yamaguchi Gumi, a certain big guy named Motobayashi-san, big fella, Korean born out of Osaka, missing two joints on his left pinky finger, one on his left ring finger. VBG.) Slimer, here's another vocabulary hint for you: use "onanism" or "onanistic" in an insult, right after you claim to be drinking $1200 worth of wine with your slice of Bavarian ham. That will convince anyone with an IQ below 82 (your standard crowd) that you went somewhere besides night school at the community college. VBG.)

And, when you two get a tender moment after calibrating the machine for the umpteenth time, why'nt you pull Iso off to the side and explain to him what that particular Jimi Hendrix phrase actually means?

You two are just sooooooooo special.

VBG.

(Ride hard, shoot straight--who do you think wrote that?)

Kb



To: SliderOnTheBlack who wrote (94639)12/4/2001 5:07:39 PM
From: isopatch  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 95453
 
Thx Slider. These Clowns sure are "missing the big picture".

But since - by now - they're also missing most of their $$ from a year of epic losses, due only to their defiant spite of going against our market calls, it makes little difference anymore.<g>

Specifics of their woeful and pathetic under performance is chronicled in hundreds and hundreds clueless (though nonetheless amusing) posts during the past year.

But perhaps the overarching reason for their poor results. THE key investment survival tool most of them are missing is.

A CEREBRAL CORTEX !!!<lol>

I mean, talk about herd stupidity?! This gang is the greatest contrary indicator in the history of the web.

One thing's fer sure. This ain't the web equivalent of the NY Yankees. Let's take a look at the lineup<g>

In the lead off slot is....The Bunger!

When he's not dreaming of another Red Sox losing season? You can find the bung sittin' at his "player" piano PEDDLIN' the latest portfolio wrecking idea - a mile a minute - just like the hack insurance salesman he is.<g> Meanwhile atop the piano the candelabbra is burning. And for special cases dabunger keeps a big can of lighter fluid in his pocket. Pity poor the return of JimP, his latest victim, when he returns from the wazoo rehab clinic.<lol>

Batting second we find, Joel "The Gamer" Gander.

Of course he misses a lot of games due to his habitual lurking and/or posting presence over on bone bag Jane's sex thread (talk about a desperate attempt by a woman to get attention?!) where he's most often seen with both hands in his pockets. <roflmao>

3rd at the plate is the Warpedf___ker.

Warp's a long time resident at The Hotel California. Every time he loses another in a long line of janitorial jobs, in Silicon Valley, you can hear him wisper, for the nth time, "You can check out, but you can never leave"

Batting clean up? Who else but..."The Shyster" aka........

Kodiak "Dino Droppings...Droppings...Droppings", who we now discover did not actually "earn" his law degree at Ferdinand Marcos University School of Law!! That was HIS cover story. But we were almost deceived. Only some astute Iso-sleuthing has revealed KDD or KADY if you prefer<g> is the proud holder of a J.D. from elite & politically correct Jesse Jackson Mail Order University.<lol>

5th in the order? "The Opera Tommy." He's got the beef and the instinct to take the big swing. But he strikes out so much of the time that 5th is the highest in the batting order he'll ever get. After all, he once started his own thread and....nobody showed up.<LOL> With an 8th grade education - which he heroically tries to conceal with cut and paste literary quotes - he's too ignorant for LT investment strategy or big picture thinking either. But he'll swing at anything that moves. Right hot sauce?

When I have some extra laugh time, maybe I'll post the rest of the batting order. The best is yet to come<G>

Cheers,

Isopatch