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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (27814)	12/5/2001 11:49:17 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 49843

Yes, I can access both of those 'sites. Hey, if you ever see a download of the 12/3 show, I would really like to have it!

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (27814)	12/5/2001 11:57:40 AM
From: JakeStraw	Respond to of 49843

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation marks 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 12. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 13. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard ______ 14. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!" 15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"