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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (33959)	12/8/2001 12:34:58 AM
From: PatiBob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 225578

My kids can't stomach 'em either. You'd think with what we eat and all, they wouldn't bother us.

To: sandintoes who wrote (33959)	12/8/2001 3:57:13 AM
From: KLP	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 225578

Speaking of the BigHaired Lady, did you see this letter to Billy Joe Bob? <titter....> Dear Billy Joe Bob, > > I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live > where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most > accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be > able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took > the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their > address. > > This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it > works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the > chain, we haven't seen it since. > > The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time > for three days and the second time for four days > > About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be > too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and > put them in the pockets. > > Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because > it took him two hours to get me and your father out. > > Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet > so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your > brother. > > Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull > him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned > for three days. > > Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was > driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two > friends were in the back, they drowned because they couldn't get the > tailgate down. > > Your Favorite Aunt