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Politics : Should God be replaced? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: epicure who wrote (8606)	12/8/2001 7:48:35 PM
From: briskit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 28931

You might consider some similar ideas about Jesus (in time for the holidays and all), particularly the last one. There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Fathers business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

To: epicure who wrote (8606)	12/8/2001 10:16:18 PM
From: rockerbanger	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 28931

well x, acording to the sacred scriptures,moses saw his hinder parts up in mt.sinai, i sure he must have had a sumewhat masculine butt,or moses would have changed his tune, wouldn't he?

To: epicure who wrote (8606)	12/9/2001 8:21:17 AM
From: Frederick Smart	Respond to of 28931

Santa's Reindeer Were ALL FEMALE.... >>how do you know it's a guy? imo only a woman would try to answer that many messages from people asking for stuff >> Last evening I led a party of 31 folks to XMAS songs - which was part of a two trolly bus caravan - for two hours from Rogers Park - just south of Evanston - into the city, along Michigan Ave to State street and then out to the lakefront for a stunning view of the city last night. One lady shared the stunning revelation that ALL of Santas Reindeer had to have been female as only female reindeer DO NOT shed their antlers each winter. So we ALL sang Rudolph using the female pronoun. It was wonderful!! Peace. Light! ONE - LOVE! GO!!