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To: Jane4IceCream who wrote (8689)12/10/2001 9:29:20 AM
From: Tim Luke  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 19428
 
jane i hope you bought and held my mags and imx...



To: Jane4IceCream who wrote (8689)12/11/2001 6:53:23 PM
From: pilapir  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 19428
 
JANE -> Here's one for "special occasions"!

(CUTE)

My friend writes:
(Men cover your eyes)

My mother taught me to read when I was three years
old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one
of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet.
I then asked my mother why she was
keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom.
Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts,
she told me that those were for "special occasions."

Now fast-forward a few months.....
It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving
to pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner.

Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone
Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, the pastor came in first
and immediately burst into laughter.

Next came his wife who gasped,
then began giggling.

Next came my father,
who roared with laughter.

Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment
when she saw each place setting on the table with
a "special occasion" napkin at each plate,
with the fork carefully arranged on top.
I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the
edge!??!!..

My mother asked me why I used these and,
of course, my response sent the other adults
into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!"

Take time to laugh; it's the music of the soul.
Please pass this on to all Girlfriends-
We are God's most blessed miracles.