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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: DOUG H who wrote (209201)12/12/2001 4:28:42 PM
From: TigerPaw  Respond to of 769670
 
Bush presides over party of Fathead's

President Bush declared a new national emergency today when it was feared the vice-president had been kidnapped by terrorists. "I looked all over tarnashion for him" exclaimed the junior Bush. It turns out we just forgot which secret location he was stashed in. In another development Talibush soldier John Walker revealed that Bin Laden was spying on the United States by listening into coded radio signals from Cheney's pace maker. "Rumsfeld told me he could defend against this kind of easedropping", said Cheney. Rumsfeld has no comment when asked if he was dropping his treaty with Colin Powel over the Cheney electronics.
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