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To: Gottfried who wrote (528)	12/14/2001 4:11:44 PM
From: Dale Knipschield	Respond to of 786

A great bit of humor from the "Laughter is the best......" thread: Message 16794201 Regards, Knip

To: Gottfried who wrote (528)	12/14/2001 4:18:20 PM
From: Jerome	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 786

Now try this puzzle about Afghanistan.... High in the White Mountains, where the snow leopards roam and the the opium smugglers and the anti-taliban fighters cross each others trails on a daily basis, two anti-Taliban fighters named Ismael, and Muhammed spot Bin Laden relieveing himself on the American shrapnel that landed near his cave. Qiuck as a Kalishincoff can speak Ismael drills Bin Laden right in the back and thats the end of him. Together Ismael and Muhammed put Bin Laden body on a streatcher and carry him down to where the American Military Commanders are listening to Rush Limbaugh US radio station CRZY. Mohammed speaks first to the American Soldiers... "Here is Bin Laden, ...is the $25 million reward in your tank, or does Rumsfeld bring it out...no checks please...." Do we pay the reward as promised (dead or alive) or do we give Mohammed and Ismael a free TV interview with FOX TV on the O'Reilly report. Regards, Jerome (This is my best effort for a Friday afternoon, I'm heading out for a beer)