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To: Amboy Charlie who wrote (15788)12/22/2001 9:54:54 AM
From: Hal Campbell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 17679
 
Merry Christmas, Charlie! Hope miracles of the season somehow extend to axc. ( not many "one and alls" are left).

And in the spirit of seasonal smiles anyway......

<< YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly
swatter.

3. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

4. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

5. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

6. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't
want it.

7. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

8. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

9. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

10. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.

11. You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

12. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

13.. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.

14. You took a fishing pole to Sea World.

15. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

16. You can spit without opening your mouth.

17. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always
brings you home.

18.. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $10,000 worth of
improvement.

19.You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

20.. You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"

21.You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. >>