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To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (213131)	12/28/2001 2:07:52 PM
From: gao seng	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

I agree with William Kaliher's prediction, that, "After a complicated sex change operation, Chelsea Clinton will began a professional wrestling career." -- SNEAK PEEK KALIHER'S 2002 PREDICTIONS By: William Kaliher Due to the stunning accuracy of my previous predictions I remain in demand by the rich and famous so they can plan their lives around my forecasts. Within days of my 2000 prediction Jane Fonda left Ted Turner and Jesse Jackson was nationally exposed as a charlatan and con man in 2001. Here is a sneak peek at the first 10 predictions.... 1. Monica Lewinski, despite her hefty jowls, will be unable to attract a taker when snapping her thong outside Newark's Aunt Matilda homeless shelter for winos." 2. In case a hermit on top of Mount Rebock, Montana hasn't heard, Joe Lieberman will announce he's Jewish for the four million-three hundred thousand nine hundred and forty-second time on January Eighth. 3. The Coalition for the Separation of Church and State, also known as "Hedonism Today," will award Joe Lieberman a plaque this year for being the most non-religious orthodox Jew alive. 4. Mike Tyson will not be arrested for rape -- proving either success at the Tiddley-winks Sex Management Center or poor police work. 5. A nine foot Komodo dragon, named Willie, will die a slow and painful death after being bitten by Dick Gephardt. 6. After a complicated sex change operation, Chelsea Clinton will began a professional wrestling career. 7. Gary Condit will convince California Democrats the real reason American troops are searching Afghan caves is because the FBI thinks bin Laden has Chandra Levy hidden in one. 8. Chris Dodd, despite the use of prodigious amounts of Nair and appearing under the name Christi DoDodd-day, will again fail to win a spot with the Rockettes. 9. Ostrich and alligator cowboy boots, the previous choice of gay truckers, will be replaced as the big sellers by imitation Dick Gephardt-scaled boots. 10. Henry Waxman will create a new category in the Guinness Book of World Records when he takes first prize in a hog dog eating contests by snorting down 108 hot dogs, before his closest competitor's wiener reaches his mouth. Kaliher's entire 150 predictions for 2002 will run on Monday, look for it! William Kaliher is a free-lance political columnist and a staff writer for the Ether Zone.