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To: mike devage who wrote (40591)	1/7/2002 9:19:59 PM
From: VIPER85730	Respond to of 40688

Mike, Thanks. And good luck to you & the Mrs. too. Here's another joke for you. LOL. VIPER~~~~~~~< The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more, then before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "Give us some wisdom before you die!" She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and pointing out the window, she said, "Don't sell that cow!

To: mike devage who wrote (40591)	1/15/2002 1:19:32 AM
From: VIPER85730	Respond to of 40688

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" asked the guy. "I'm a gynecologist," explained the man.