To: Mao II who wrote (9988 ) 1/4/2002 1:33:13 PM From: Jimbo Cobb Respond to of 12662 messages.yahoo.com From Osama by: rover_ww Long-Term Sentiment: Hold 01/04/02 12:07 am Msg: 81685 of 81724 To: The Gang Subject: The Cave Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours and most of us are now deaf but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about bombers, cruise missiles, and those scary ass little remote controlled drones, we should also be concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening. Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not run through the camera shot screaming bloody murder every time you hear a plane. It totally undermines the message I'm trying to send. Thanks. Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime and PLEASE change your trousers after bombing raids. We're all in this together. Fourth: Food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf by my bug repellent. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, and Bob. Love you lots. Osama