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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jumper who wrote (216878)	1/10/2002 7:20:54 PM
From: JBTFD	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 769670

Here's some stories about some of W's voters: *I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing look like a scene out of a twister movie. I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

To: Jumper who wrote (216878)	1/10/2002 7:22:54 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

Ari Fleischer is trying to put a stop the Enron investigation before it gets underway saying "American people are tired of witch hunts and endless investigations".. Does this mean Kenneth Starr and his crack team are back: excerpt Washington Post 1/10/02 While calling the matter (Enron scandal) "a wake-up call for policymakers," (Ari)Fleischer warned Democrats this morning against investigations into the Bush administration's dealings with Enron. "The American people are tired of partisan witch hunts and endless investigations," he said.