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To: Al Collard who wrote (5993)1/15/2002 8:44:43 AM
From: Gofer  Respond to of 11802
 
OSI in the news!!!

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To: Al Collard who wrote (5993)1/15/2002 10:32:54 AM
From: 1st.mate  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 11802
 
Joke of the day!

"Drinking"
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He
stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely
drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone,
so he takes off his shoes and starts tiptoeing up the stairs.

Halfway up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on
his rear end. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had
couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets and they broke,
so the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But, he was
so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt.

A few minutes later as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he
checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind
was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as
best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.

The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting
and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good
story, when his wife came into the bedroom. "Well, you really tied
one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?"

"I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of
beers."
"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got
plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?"

"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?"

"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this
morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."