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To: reaper who wrote (145216)	1/22/2002 3:17:30 PM
From: Tradelite	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

reaper: you shoulda held onto your house. <<gg>> I gather you meant you sold it?

To: reaper who wrote (145216)	1/22/2002 3:24:36 PM
From: yard_man	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

FWIW -- I just got a forced buy-in on some ABFI ...

To: reaper who wrote (145216)	1/22/2002 3:53:28 PM
From: TheStockFairy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

Repost from Les, I think...www.satirewire.org RECORD 75 MILLION AMERICANS NOW PRETENDING THEY OWN THEIR OWN HOMES Low Interest Rates Help Many Fulfill The American (Banker's) Dream Minneapolis, Minn. (SatireWire.com) — Showing no ill effects from a weakening economy, housing numbers released by the National Association of Realtors today showed that a record 75 million Americans are now participating in the mass self-delusion that they, and not their banks, actually own their homes. "Home ownership is the fulfillment of the American (banking industry's) dream, and we are proud to announce that more Americans than ever have been able to (help lending institutions) achieve that dream," said NAR President Richard Schicter. After putting 20 percent down on a $235,000 house yesterday morning, Minneapolis pediatric nurse Stephanie Doogan officially became the 75 millionth American to take part in the widely accepted fantasy. "Ever since I was a little girl, I've wanted to (deceive myself into believing I could) be a homeowner," said Doogan, 35. "Well, look at me now! Me, little Stephanie Doogan, I actually have a place I can call 100 percent (minus 80 percent) my own!" Across the country, other (people in denial concerning their status as) property owners expressed similar satisfaction. "There's nothing like taking a walk around your (bank-owned) house, then going outside and kneeling down in your (bank-owned) lawn and grabbing a handful of (the bank's) dirt to make you realize how precious (their) land is," said 28-year-old Matt Jackson, who('s bank) bought a $210,000 home on New York's Long Island last year. "It makes me feel as though I really have something that no one can take away from me (unless I miss so much as one mortgage payment)." Added Devon Knight, who recently thinks he purchased a condominium in Baltimore's Inner Harbor: "When I was renting an apartment, if the furnace went out, I had to get the landlord to fix it. But now, if the furnace goes out, I have to fix it!... hold on, I'm losing the illusion here... why is that good again?" "Equity," said First Union Jay Harrington, Knight's mortgage broker. "Just remember, you have equity. And next to the right of every single American (major corporation) to have a say in who gets elected, that's the most sacred thing you can (pretend you) have."