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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: TimF who wrote (22388)	1/23/2002 1:49:34 PM
From: Carolyn	Respond to of 59480

My daughter joined the college Republicans and this was included in an email she received: Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a genie's lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and lo and behold a genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The genie said," Nope....due to constant downsizing, and the world's general economic condition, I can only grant you one wish...So what will it be"? Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for stopping the terrorists, and bringing peace in the Middle East ... instead of all that other stuff about women and lying. I want Bin Laden to be eliminated and all his Taliban collected. See this map ... here is Kabul. . .and I want these surrounding countries to stop fighting with each other". The genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but I'm not that good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish". . Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like Hillary. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she's an ugly, mean-spirited witch, who likes to push people around. They even booed at her at the WTC fund-raiser. I wish for her to be the most beautiful and gracious woman in the world, and for everyone to love her". The genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."