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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: gao seng who wrote (221759)	1/24/2002 6:51:27 PM
From: gao seng	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 769670

Joe Bob Sings Enron Date: Thursday, January 24, 2002 4:55:17 PM EST By JOE BOB BRIGGS NEW YORK, Jan. 24 (UPI) -- I shredded on a Monday and my heart stood still Da doo on Enron, da doo Enron Deleted e-mail Tuesday for the auditor Bill Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Yes! My heart stood still! Yes! His name was Bill! And when he tapped my phone ... Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron The SEC investigator gave me the eye Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron He looked like he was fishing, but my oh my Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Yes! He caught my eye! Yes! But my oh my! And when he found my loan . . . Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron They're callin' me a masochist for savin' my mail Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron But 401K dividends won't pay for my bail Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Yes! I'm savin' the mail! No! I'm not makin' bail! And when the cows come home . . . Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Congressional committees wanna sweat Kenny Lay Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron The dough is in the Caymans and the rest is on ebay Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Yes! They want Kenny Lay! Yes! The crap's on ebay! But soon they'll make him moan . . . Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron I fingered Arthur Andersen for cookin' the books Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron I thought that they'd be satisfied with two or three crooks Da Doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Yes! They're cookin' the books! No! It's not enough crooks! They want more flesh and bone . . . Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron I know we paid off every politician in sight Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron So where's the juice, we need it now, this wafflin' ain't right Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Yes! The pols got paid! No! They went away! And soon they'll start to drone . . . Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron The Presidential Rolodex had Kenny boy's name Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron But now the C-in-C is saying "It's all the same" Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Yes! He was our tool! No! The market rules? He won't answer his phone . . . Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron I didn't wanna do it but I will if I must Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron The girlies in the boardroom had remarkable busts Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron Yes! We'll make them see! How! Say "Le Win Ski"! And oh how they could moan . . . Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron The veepee with the memos is a festering boil Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron She knows too much and says too much, a most nasty goil Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron No! We can't shoot her! Spesh! Ul Prosecutor! Ken Starr's bored at home . . . Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron. (Joe Bob Briggs writes a number of columns for UPI and may be contacted at joebob@upi.com or through his website at joebobbriggs.com. Snail mail: P.O. Box 2002, Dallas, Texas, 75221.)