I see he turned down your first invitation, but still continues to strut! I will give him one last chance, and then he can remain a doormat and a worm!
Ladies and gentlemen. Today is a special day! I have invited Sarcoptes Scabiei over to the thread to explain why being a mite also justifies being a moron. He will tell us how he "wins" flame battles on his moderated thread; and he will allow us to take (colour) pictures of his rather unique spine! So don't drink the Kwellada, today. You will need it if she comes over.
But what chance do we have that a coward will come to a place where he is not allowed to ban the voice of his opponent, and thus has no weapons with which to engage in a joust.?!
But it surely would be nice to see that little coward come here to click his heels in a smart little goose-step, wouldn't it!
I did ask (ID) to grab his panties and his pillow; and he IS extremely stupid, so..who knows?! :-)
I have invited him over with a simple: "C'mon! Grab your pillow and an extra pair of panties! I want to talk to you a bit over here!!" ( Message 16964556 ) This will save any and all other threads he is hiding on from being bothered by that which is inappropriate to their particular interest. Thus, I use this introductory post to recount the fun we had, and to anticipate the pleasures to come!
But first a disclaimer: I do not want anyone here to be offended by references such as "pillow biter". It is only meant to insult those who are...but who are too dishonest to admit it. Thus it is the cowardice and the dishonesty which is essential here!<ggg>
Whenever I write anything on the flame I try to remember the founding principles of our great guru, Druss, in his codicils to his original guide to "correct and pleasurable behaviour":
Be equally disgusted with all people, regardless of sexual orientation or colour. Favour only pillow biters.
Never talk behind someone's back, unless by some incomprehensible twist of circumstance you find yourself not to be standing there.
Don't poke your stick into the lion's cage. If you want to do weird, then go to a licensed establishment.
Don't kick a man when he is down: but do try to get the keys to his limos, houseboats, and the apartment where his mistress is stashed.
Always be extra cautious when either lying or laying in front of witnesses.
And always direct those cute girls passing the collection plate to speak thusly: "OH! How VERRRY fortunate we are to have you here today! I am sooooo DELIGHTED!!"
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Why you obsessed little fart, ID! You just couldn't stand being embarrassed on "cruel Posts" (CHUCKLE!); and your fragile little sense of self worth could not tolerate being intellectually humiliated (but what did you expect?!!).
There is no shame in being verbally beaten up when you are entirely overmatched, LOL!
Look! You stuck out your pink noise, and your hairless chin...and then you got BOPPED! What did you expect?!
But that is not what has caused faeces to permanently crawl across your face, and to creep around your frightened eyes; that is not what has given you this unshakeable reputation for cowardice and viciousness.
What named you forever as a coward and a tyrant was when:
1). You banned me from your thread after being publicly embarrassed;
2). You then began a series of insults, lies, and personal attacks;
3). You pretended (to the thread) that my failure to defend was obviously an example of my "wimping out", or a nolo contendere based on guilt, or agreement;
4). And continued that cowardly charade--pretending I was free to post, that I had not been banned, and that my silence was damning!
On these pitiful and craven devices, you thus sacrificed the last of a reputation that was already become petty...and pretty much a disgrace to even your "friends."
You see, my little pleasure seeker: there are certain things that grown-ups do not do if they are to we regarded as having even a modicum of character. They do not put their fellow creatures in cages, and then strut in front of them to poke and prod them with sticks and weapons. And they do not play pocket pool in decent company.
In every war we find despicable little runts who use the occasion to bully, torture, and subjugate. Yet I could name many villains who have far more class and character than you! You make a weasel look like a lion!
So you started off your insults against me like a little bantam rooster; but you quickly began to whine like a bewildered hen! Finally you took your pissy fit, and showed what kind of a monstrous twit you are, LOL!!
You brought a brand new appreciation to the term "spineless", Dearie! <ggg>
When Sherry invited you to the "Flame Thread", so everyone could see if you truly were a spineless twit...we found out that your actions were consistent with your "character" (CHUCKLE). We found out that the only way you would fight was if you were the only one armed with a microphone! LOL! A snake crawls awfully close to the ground, ID! But it still manages to leave a trail of yellow slime down YOUR back!
Everyone would like to see you on the Flame Thread to see what makes you sick--I mean to say--"tick". Everyone wishes to be fair and to see if you are truly a gutless wonder--or simply a brainless fart who drifts between his "ID" and his pillow biting.
To say your running and hiding is girlish is, of course, an insult to girls; but is there no chance that there might be some testosterone hidden in your spineless little frame? I think that no-one truly guessed that your intention in naming yourself "ID" was soberly to define for the world your lack of a complete brain?! I guess we should not be surprised to know that you have no testicles, either!<gg>
So you were asked to puff out your little pigeon chest over at the "Flame"; but you continued to play pocket pool over on "Cruel Posts" where you can insult and attack with complete safety! The yellow snake tracks on your spine remain unthreatened by anything in you which has even a hapless hope of growing chest hair.
I knew an Indian Prime Minister once, who used to drink his own urine every day; he thought it would make his hair grow! Talking to you has just reminded me of him!
But in your case, judging by your estrogen level--well, you must drink about a quart of mare's p-ss every morning!
Would you like a pillow to bite on, "doctor" ID?! Would you like to come over to the flame thread and show us your wonderful mane of urine coloured hair, LOL!
Really...if you are going to keep puckering up those girlish lemon lips, then you ought to come over here where you can be properly admired! <gg? As long as you are good at anything...we'll certainly keep you busy day and night!
So bring over your pillows, "doctor" ;-) You have an extra large mouth, and you have no brain to operate it! Oh, but have a little "ID"! I could not ask for much better than that, little friend!
Oh...don't forget your knee pads, little friend. This here is a 5-star resort! More activities than you can shake a twig at...
Well...you have practically chewed your pillow to bits. Your mouth looks like a little feathered shuttlecock. No...perhaps a plucked chicken, LOL!
You do look comfortable however, "doctor!" ID, and you do have a cute smile on your pink face! You will like it here!
Welcome to adulthood and unmoderated threads, "doctor" ID! ;-) ;-) ;-) (would you like a cookie?<g>) |
