cougar-
man oh man, thanks for droppin' in.
we don't have anyone like you here.
we'd almost pay to have you as a regular.
we're trying to get a good balance. we've
got pre-pubescent analysts... post-menoposual
freedom fighters, clandestine terrorists, overt
terrorists, gentlemen, ladies, hockey players,
republicans, democrats, libertarians, independents,
canadians, brits, catholics, christian scientists,
buddists, taoists, pacifists, patriots, veterans,
lawyers, journalists, methodists, pilots, sailors,
comedians, humorless dolts, singers, dancers,
scat and jazz fans, cowboys, soldiers, pirates,
waitresses, alcoholics, pot heads, environmentalists,
geeks, global citizens, bush fans, bush whackers,
clinton fans, hillary bashers, and cosmic dreamers.
that's a good mix but it's pretty limited...
we need some more balance.
we need some packis, indians, afro-americans,
native americans, islamics, jews, afgans,
cubans, hispanics, japanese, austrailans,
germans, russians, south africans, greeks,
italians, chinese, vietnamese, koreans,
iranians, saudis, brazilians, indonesians,
spaniards, somalians, etc.
oh... BTW...
you probably know damn right, your daughter...
kicked my dog today...
i'm going to sue you...
jasonmcneill.com
-phuckinguy |
