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To: Raymond Duray who wrote (768)1/27/2002 7:24:01 PM
From: Edscharp  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3602
 
Capitalism vs Enron Venture Capitalism

Excerpt from the soon to be published book "Economics for Dummies"
Chapter 11 'Creative Accounting - The Enron Example'

How a Company claiming $62B in assets can go bankrupt. (Or take the
money Enron).

Capitalism
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

Enron Venture Capitalism
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters
of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to
a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who
sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The
annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one
more.

Pay your accounting firm 1/2 cow for creative memory problems
and paper shredders. Sell your shares in the other half of the cow
and eat steak*.

*see Chapter 12 - 'Corporate level plea bargaining'