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Politics : Piffer Thread on Political Rantings and Ravings -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Alan Smithee who wrote (6639)	1/30/2002 11:42:30 PM
From: Augustus Gloop	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 14610

Oh I see....so you went to the tax guy the other day? <g>

To: Alan Smithee who wrote (6639)	1/31/2002 9:09:58 PM
From: MrLucky	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 14610

Old joke - Speaking of hookers. "What is the difference between a line of hookers and a line of jugglers"?

To: Alan Smithee who wrote (6639)	1/31/2002 9:23:00 PM
From: Original Mad Dog	Respond to of 14610

Well, if we are going to tell jokes like that, there's always this classic lawyer joke: A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor. "That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse." The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"