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Non-Tech : Auric Goldfinger's Short List -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Sir Auric Goldfinger who wrote (9045)	2/1/2002 11:46:30 AM
From: Jane4IceCream	Respond to of 19428

Investors?? Thought they were an endangered species!! Jane

To: Sir Auric Goldfinger who wrote (9045)	2/1/2002 12:01:03 PM
From: Ben Wa	Respond to of 19428

HARLEY DAVIDSON MEETS GOD > > Arthur Davidson III, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, > died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, > "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles > have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang > out with anyone you want in Heaven." > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well, shoot, > I want to hang out with God!" > > So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced > him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the Inventor > of the Woman?" > > God said, "Ah, yes." > > "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some > major design flaws in your invention: > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally, > 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." > > "Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on." > > God went over to his celestial super computer, typed in a few words > and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper > and God read it. > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, > "but according to these stats, more men are riding my invention than yours." >