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To: elpolvo who wrote (47338)2/1/2002 5:40:50 PM
From: T L Comiskey  Respond to of 65232
 
rjd......
One day while jogging a middle-aged man noticed two tennis balls lying by

the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the

balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful

blonde standing next to him smiling. "What are those big bulges in your running

shorts?" she asked.

"Tennis balls," the man said smiling back.

"Wow," said the blonde looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis

elbow and the pain was unbearable!"