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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: JEB who wrote (224483)2/2/2002 3:30:10 PM
From: gao seng  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 769670
 
I think Bush would be the World's Grand Champion, but the demolibs think it is politically incorrect.

Chess Banned at Berkeley Schools
A BNN News Story - acclaimedmedia.com

BERKELEY,CA - The Berkeley Board of Education voted last night to ban
the game of Chess from all of its elementary, junior high and high
schools. The board claims that Chess has a negative influence on
students because of the backwards and outdated thinking that was
responsible for creating the game. One board member, Claudia
Starsniffer, compiled a list of seven grievances against Chess.
Starsniffer's list claims,

"1. Chess is irrelevant to our society because it was created by dead
white guys.

2. Chess encourages racism by having a 'war' between a white army and a
black army.

3. Chess reinforces current racist tendencies in our society by always
having the white army move first.

4. Chess glorifies war.

5. Chess oppressively reinforces heterosexual stereotypes. It does this
by forcing each army to have a king and a queen and by not allowing the
game to be played with either two kings or two queens.

6. Chess is guilty of breaking the separation of church and state by
allowing a bishop to be a belligerent in war.

7. Chess destroys self-esteem. When children play the game, one always
loses. Losing causes a child to feel dumb and inadequate."

Said Starsniffer, "There is no place in our society for a monstrous game
like Chess. Chess is dangerous. Chess is destructive. Chess teaches
racial and sexual oppression. Chess has got to go!"

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