To: gao seng who wrote (225592 ) 2/6/2002 9:28:28 AM From: gao seng Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670 BILL CLINTON...SAGE OF THE AGES (BARF ALERT) Sunday night at New York's Waldorf, the liberal elite (and "an impudent core of effete snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals") beat a path to the feet of our former rapist-president Bill Clinton to savor his every word as he talked off-the-cuff about the past, present, and future. In the same manner in which he previously stated that he'd missed getting Osama bin Laden by just a matter of hours, Clinton told the adoring fans that he'd also just missed making a Middle East peace deal by a few months. He predicted that when a peace agreement is finally reached it would look very similar to the deal he almost got them to agree to in his last month in office. Then there was the subject of North Korea. Once again the liar lamented about how close he'd come to bringing that insane regime into the 21st century. In fact, according to the New York Times article, he made it sound as if he'd left the Bush administration with a slam-dunk. With North Korea, he said, "I figure I left the next administration with a big foreign policy win, " one that he hinted Mr. Bush had squandered with unnecessarily hard language early last year. He proudly told the SRO crowd, "I did the best I could and had a good time trying." Well, in the immortal words of Yoda, "Do or do not...there is no "try." It seems the more time that passes the more we see what the Clinton legacy will be..."I ALMOST did it!" What's that old line about horseshoes and hand grenades? Oh, and with probably the most asinine line since, "I feel your pain," Bubba The Benevolent proclaimed, "I cried for Argentina." You are now free to utilize your barf bags. boortz.com