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To: Lucretius who wrote (150987)2/13/2002 9:02:09 AM
From: Box-By-The-Riviera™  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
did you say strap on? or strap in?



To: Lucretius who wrote (150987)2/13/2002 10:29:08 AM
From: Nick  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
Luc, any opinion on KKD? Looks like it's coming back to earth.



To: Lucretius who wrote (150987)2/13/2002 9:21:19 PM
From: mishedlo  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 436258
 
Osama bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left over from the latest bombing, and found a copper jug with a wax plug. He pried off the plug and out popped a female genie; "How may I serve you, Master?" she inquired.

Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from a female!" he said, churlishly.

"But Master, I MUST do SOMETHING for you, or I have to go
back into confinement! Please! Isn't there anything I can get you?"

"All right!" snapped Osama churlishly, "Tomorrow morning, I want to find three American women in bed with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost!"

"Your wish is my command!" said the genie (miffed), and vanished.

The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena Bobbit,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton in bed with him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no Medical Insurance.