To: Professor Dotcomm who wrote (82271 ) 2/19/2002 11:50:18 AM From: E. Charters Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 116796 What we learned on Gold Price Monitor thread this weekend. 1. When exploring for copper, silver, gold, or Pineapple flavoured Watermelon in New Mexico, Argentina, and Mexico, ALWAYS use sunblock (zinc, its cheap), as the hereditary risk from cancer is palpable in these parts. Avoid rattlers and PCB's. 2. GATA, the laughably outgunned gold anti-trust lawsuit hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding, but it is the ONLY thing worth talking about. Or you are an airhead with dirt under your fingernails. 3. The poet laureate of SI, Lord Greystone of Fibre, is summering in the Caymans this year, with his friend and compatriot, Baron Felderhof. 4. Topics guides are optional 5. The Alamo was invaded by 189 Yanqui land thieves who wanted to kidnap the brave Mexican Patriot, Generalissimo Santa Anna, and use him for some kind of putrid sex slave. 6. Pancho Villa was a kind, respectable and hard working gaucho, with a soft spot for Texans. He wrote a book on "exploring the backcountry with 200 of your dearest friends, adventurers and cuthroats." It is widely read by children and has been translated into English by Dr. Suess. 7. Sam Houston and Andrew Jackson were spies for Napoleon II. They died from complications of ovarian cancer in San Jacinto after being tortured by Mestizo Texans under the direction of Davy Crockett. A song was written about this called the Yellow Rose of Texas Land Disputes. It became the company song of the Corona Beer Company, who had the formula for Coors Light stolen off them at the Alamo. Please fill in the appropriate response as to how you would react to this poster --> [__] ignore [__] don't make me laugh [__] scorn with prejudice [__] put down [__] damn with faint praise [__] psychophantically lugubriate [__] humour [__] question with deep humility [__] rob and leave them on the road for dead EC<:-}