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To: Al Collard who wrote (6725)2/19/2002 6:26:06 AM
From: hx4  Respond to of 11802
 
JOKE OF THE DAY

Enron explained

In case you were wondering how Enron came into so much trouble, here is an
explanation reputedly given by a Colorado Ag professor to explain it in
terms
his students could understand.

Capitalism
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

Enron Capitalism
> You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed
company,
using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then
execute
a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four
cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a
Cayman Island company secretly owned by your CFO who sells the rights to
all
seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company
owns eight cows, with an option on six more.

Now do you see why a company with $62 billion in assets is declaring
bankruptcy?